GLOBAL STATS
Updated: Jan.23.2021 04:20
BASICS
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In-game time
- World
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7,994y
132d13h48m6s
Global in-game time (years)
- 1
- 2
- 3

- year
- 0
- 2,000
- 4,000
- 6,000
- 8,000
- 10,000

- 2,006 years remaining
to 10,000 years
- 500 years reached in
4 days
- 1,000 years reached in
9 days
- 2,017 years reached in
32 days
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Distance Travelled
- World
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206,218,093km
Global distance travelled
- 1
- 2
- 3

- km
- 0M
- 200M
- 400M
- 600M
- 800M
- 1,000M
M: 1,000,000
5,155,452 earth circumferences
- Reached the moon in
0 days
- Travelled 1,000 earth circumferences in
20 days
- Reached the sun in
932 days
ENEMY KILLS
- 1
- 2

- kills
- 0M
- 1,460M
- 2,920M
- 4,380M
- 5,840M
- 7,300M
M: 1,000,000
- World population:
6,770,650,576 kills remaining
World population: approx. 7,300,000,000
- Equivalent to 420%
of the population of Japan
Population of Japan: approx. 126,000,000
Destroyed partsEnemies defeated with this part destroyed
May they rest in peace.
OTHER STATS
- Doors opened
-
World2,156,642,200
89% doors
of all doors left open
- Doors closed
-
World246,730,068
- Hit Jack with the car
-
World14,932,949

- Hit Jack with the car
58%
- Run over by Jack
42%
- Run over by Jack
-
World11,020,733
- Bras examined
-
World6,902,269
44% of players
fell for the honeypot
- Insect nests birthed
-
World14,489,520
5nests born every day
- Traps triggered
-
World23,332,585
1.93 times the number of
global land mines
- Herbs eaten
-
World32,525,824
16,262,912 kcal
absorbed form herbs
- Billiard balls pocketed
-
World45,258
Billiards played by
0.49 % of players
- Ethan Must Die clears
-
World122,952
- Ethan Must Die deaths
-
World4,840,247
End of Zoe
- Critters Eaten
-
World4,399,513
- Calories from Critters
461,948,865 kcal
- Calories Burned from Punching
180,509,114 kcal
- Punches Thrown
-
World451,272,785
- Joe's Weight, +31,271 kg

Our hero celebrates with Lady Liberty after a long day of crushing gators and monsters under his feet.
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Share his victory over reptilian and monsterkind!
- Progression of Joe's Weight
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- kg
- -7,500
- 0
- 7,500
- 15,000
- 22,500
- 30,000

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